


Surprises

by MBrabs1996



Category: Underworld
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2012-04-27
Updated: 2012-04-27
Packaged: 2013-06-05 10:34:37
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 383
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8064743/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2220469/MBrabs1996
Summary: Eve tells Selene something she NEVER wants to hear from a thirteen-year-old. Please Review! Rated T for bad language.





	Surprises

A thirteen-year-old Eve walked nervously into the kitchen where her mother was feeding one-year-old Jazmyn.

"Hey, Eve" Selene greeted the girl, it was a year ago that they had escaped from Antigen, Eve knew this probably wasn't the best day to scare her mother.

"I'm pregnant" Eve stated, Selene immediately dropped what she was doing and put Jazmyn down, if looks could kill, Eve would already be dead a thousand times over. Selene turned around her eyes ice blue.

"WHAT THE HELL! I'M GONNA MURDER YOU! DAD WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS, AND HE WILL BE FURIOUS! YOU LITTLE SLUT! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT PREGNANT! Selene shouted, Eve opened her mouth to speak, but another outburst from her mother silenced her. "IS IT THAT DICKHEAD DAVID? YOUR FATHER WILL KILL HIS SORRY ASS! I FUCKING RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT YOU HOE WHORE". **(A/N: you'll be surprised how parents can react, some call their children names, some fight, some yell, etc,etc)**Eve stood in shock for a few moments before she spoke.

"Woah, chill out, i'm not pregnant, I just wanted to let you know there are worse things than a report card, or a fire". This calmed Selene down some what.

"I'm sorry for losing my temper, don't scare me like that again, I would've felt awful, if you were pregnant!"

"Okay, sorry mother". Eve said.

"How bad?" the vampiress asked.

"...D+? And David got third degree burns, speaking of which, if I were pregnant, what would make you think it was David's?" The young hybrid asked.

Selene sighed, "darling, I see the way you two look at each other, it doesn't take rocket science to figure it out". Selene said, "now go to your room! Your father and I will be up to talk to you later". She added.

"But mother! What if I get kidnapped?" Eve asked.

"Trust me, they'd bring you back". Her mother said in a dead serious tone.

"How_" Eve started but Selene cut her off.

"GO!" The vampiress shouted, Eve practically ran out of the room, she didn't want to remain on her mother's bad side.

**No flames, be nice, this was meant to be funny.**


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